Life Lessons for the domestically inept #34 - Eggs.
Le Me - "hmnn what's left in the cupboard for lunch? Bread, eggs, light mayo. EGG SANDWICH!
I know, I could pop the egg in the microwave while the bread toasts."...... cracks egg into bowl, presses go..... BOOM POW SPLAT EGGSPLOSION!!!
opens microwave to make it stop... MORE SPLOSIONS!
Heather and Kitties run for cover from the super heated egg shrapnel.
Eggcellent Photograph
Apparently you should pierce an egg yolk if you choose to cook eggs in the microwave. Unless you wish to risk life and limb.
And whilst all this is happening the toast burns and the defrosting fridge juice has gone all over the kitchen floor.
Kitchen -1 Heather -0...
Totally non-eggzagerrated representation of the morning's events...
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