Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Finally...a Valentine's Day Card I Can Relate to

I fucking hate Valentine's Day. I fucking hate all the chocolate hearts, the fact that every shop in town has a Valentine's promotion running... for crying out loud, there is nothing that can convince me that there is the need for Cost-Co to send me emails telling me I should get Le Boyfriend a reduced cost suitcase as a gift. No. Fuck off.

Enforced romance day/make single people cry day.

I DO NOT NEED ONE DAY A YEAR SET ASIDE IN ORDER TO MAKE MY FEELINGS TOWARD MY FAVOURITE MAN COMPANY KNOWN AND FOR CARD COMPANIES TO WALLET-RAPE ME FOR SOME TACKY SHIT OF A CARD.

Unless it is this one.
It's perfect.

Happy Valentine's Day.

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