Tina From Windows Seven

*Ring Ring, Ring Ring,*

Me-"Hello?"

Tina-"YES HELLO THIS IS TINA CAN I SPEAK TO THE HOUSEHOLDER"...

Me-"why?"

Tina-"CAN I SPEAK TO THE HOUSEHOLDER"

Me-"Why?"

Tina-"ARE YOU THE HOUSEHOLDER?

Me-"WHY?!"

Tina-"IT'S ABOUT YOUR BLURBLUR"

Me-"About my future??"

Tina-"NO ABOUT YOUR BLURBLUR"

Me-"About my tutor?"

Tina-"NO COMPUTER, YOUR COMPUTER IS REGISTERED NUMBER WITH WINDOWS"

Me-"Oh really?..."

Tina-"ARE YOU AT YOUR COMPUTER, I NEED YOUR GET COMPUTER NUMBER?"

Me-"You just said you had a number...Ok, I shall do that, I'll just get a pen to write down the name and number of your company.."

Tina-"I AM MICROSOFT WINDOWS SEVEN I AM TINA I NEED NUMBER"

Me-"Ok Tina, the number is 1. I'd better let my friends know about this, what department were you from? Can I have a number to call you on?"

Tina-"NOT ONE. I AM MICROSOFT DEPARTMENT. I AM TINA"

Me-" I AM SPARTACUS, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR"

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooop Tina hangs up*

Dammit Tina, Now I'll never know how to get through to microsoft department ...And it was only just getting interesting. If Tina calls you, send her my love....